andrew

insall:

hanimosity:

I have a proposal for you. You cut back on the amount of weed you smoke, and I’ll agree to date you. You don’t even have to quit entirely. I’ve dated a few pot smokers and it just makes me a bit nervous, is all.

And in exchange, we can date. This may not seem like a very even bargain for you but…

Alternatively, if you want to go Gay, I’m here as well.

even more, if you want to go gay and keep smoking that weed, i’m here as well.

I’m glad Chris totally understands that people have the right to be themselves and shouldn’t have to change per anyone else’s shallow standards.

4:35 pm • 21 May 2013 • 8 notes

Andrew:	promise me something... when I die, you won't spend a fuckton of money on a funeral. take me to some chop shop crematorium and get my ass burned for like $500 and be done with it.
Michael:	excuse you. you're getting a Broadway play for a funeral. it will be nothing short of the most fabulous event ever.

2:49 pm • 21 May 2013 • 5 notes

It’s just like, why do all gay events have to happen so fucking late at night on weekdays. of fucking course I want to go to tonight’s Cher Impersonator Extravaganza at Charlie’s but like why can’t it start at eight instead of ten? I’ve gotta work tomorrow.

2:47 pm • 21 May 2013 • 4 notes